A downloadable experience for Windows


Features

๐ŸงŠ Unnecessarily High Quality Cans!

๐Ÿงƒ All colours, sizes, tastes, and accessories!

๐Ÿฅค Tasty and tasteful canned drink erotica!

๐Ÿ’ผ Corporate drama! Family tragedy!

๐Ÿ“ธ Greed! Love! Passion! Photography!

โœ‹ One Handed Gameplay available!


Credits

Programming, Game Design, Visual Effects:

Sean Oxspring

2D Art, UI:

Sarah Ford

3D Art:

Sam Silvers

Original Shize Jingle:

Chel Wong

Writing:

N. Cannon, รfrica Curiel, Nagisa Futagawa, Zaid Shaikh

Announcer Voice Acting:

Casey Whillhite

Canned Voice Acting (alphabetical order):

Ahmed El-Badawi
Anna De Cicco
Bertine van Hรถvell
Ben M-J
Bianca Pana
Dan Chambers
Evgeni Puzankov
Joanna Graham
Joe Neeves
Kat Welsford
Kitty Crawford
Lorraine Ansell
Lucas Duff
Mcdoogleh
Natalie Winter
Reece Bridger
Rina Locke
Sam Silvers
Sean Oxspring
Xalavier Nelson Jr.
Zach Thelen

Translations and Cultural Experts:

Nagisa Futagawa, Evgeni Puzankov, Masao Kobayashi, Lisa Schaeffer, Bianca Pana, Ahmed El-Badawi, Mcdoogleh, Zaid Shaikh

Special Thanks:

Anna Webster, Phasmophobia, Crimbles the Ghost Hunting Goblin, Harry Edwards (Original Shize Machine), Green

Social Media and Itch Page:

Lisa Schaeffer

Constant Emotional Support:

Cassie Clark


โ— WARNINGS: food, body horror, flashing images, sexual themes, insects, gambling, bdsm, clowns, smoking โ—

Download

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Development log

Comments

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I...LOVED...THIS...GAME

seriously, this is such a unique game and has such a simple mechanic yet the comedy value was through the roof. Excellent game.

And I totally didn't end up listening to the song over & over for weeks....nope, definitely not.

Cannot wait for your next masterpiece!

Thank you so much!

Theres moaning lore horror and way more i unlocked the dont unlock this and i got a soul trapped in a can i can guess who that is but i wont

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Hello, I'm a stupendium viewer and I know you are a friend of stupendium.   if you could make this playable in your browser (meaning everyone elses browser) that would be great cuase I cant play a game like this after downloading on my personal chromebook o if you could allo thi to be played in the browser that the person is using GREAT! thank you! - Stupendium viewer Landon - also heres a picture of pain when fighting naruto

the game wont load it gets to the soda can opening sound and then it doesnt work? can i get some help here?

Some computers cannot run the game, unfortunately. We're not entirely sure why.

brrrr

talk about the last level

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When I watch Game Theorist Channel talking about this. It was John Shize the 3rd's son, John Shize the 4th(but it's just a theory)

what engine is this made with?

Unity!

wow, what unity can do am I right? Ima leave you with a joke. What did the can say after realizing it was about to die? Iโ€™m going to Sheize the day

i hate that joke so much

Hi OxyOxspring im the guy from the other comment can u please healp me on something when i start the game it just turns into black screen and on steam it wont show up (the game) and the link wont work also im not the only person with the problem

I'm afraid you can't play the game in Germany because of some weird laws!

oh well thats shit but ibcant do anything so but thank u for answearing me 

well i got actually downloaded on my computer from my grandpa and it worked there.well somehow the screen is black on the photo secion and the textures are wierd so i dunno whats wrong on my laptop and it wont work on itch.io on my laptop but on the other one tho

Try turning the graphics down to their lowest settings!

well you didn't hear it from me but you can get around the region by just downloading it on Linux and playing it via WINE

but i dont have linux 

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his dosent deserve to be18+ but hell it funny

Oh trust me it does, just wait... 

i played on steam its just humor

Have You seen the final can?

is fugly

Fugly doesnt begin to describe it

Please o pleeeease release the soundtracks of each can. I love those, they are really refreshing just like the game! I m ready to even pay for it! How are you guys even making money?

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We didn't make any money from the game, we made it for fun. Haha.

I really appreciate it cuz I had fun playing it (why does this have to sound so strange) and the musics  literally captured each culture. Will you guys put it on Spotify or YouTube at least. Please! I would love to hear it during workout. 

the music is seem to just be stock music anyone can use.

Could you please make a  Linux port?

Unfortunately no! We don't have the time to!

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idk if its a problem with my computer or the download is messed up but when I launch the game it loads up and then goes to a black screen then crashes. if you could plz help me

I have the same problem i wish someone would answear

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anyone else here after watching the game theory?

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You know you're stupid when you comment this. Please stop doing this.


(And yes, i came here for the video. lmao)

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i am

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yes

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yeah

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What the fuck is this game good game tough

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Hilarious concept

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came here after inspecting http://fizzinside.me/, and now there's a body horror warning, might as well check the game out

Truly a masterpiece. Thank you for blessing the world with this content.
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OxyOxspring any plans on making a moblie version for Android? I have the theme song Stupendium made on repeat. I'm listening to it as I type this.

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So we tried to make one but the can graphics were so good that my phone kept crashing...

...we might try again once the final DLC is out?

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Wise wise words!

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I found this a couple of days ago and it looks absolutely fantastic and with a Steam release in a couple of days - Wow! So strange, so zany, so good!

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Thanks for playing!

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Thank you for making it! Honestly so fun! I can't wait for what's next (and to continue on with this)

It is currently not available in the German Steam Store. Do you know any reason why? Will it be available anytime soon?

It will not be available on the German Steam Store due to rules in Germany about Adult Content. I don't know if it will ever be available on the Steam Store for Germany, unfortunately!

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Very fun game! Kinda strange, but I like it!

Thanks for playing and for making a video!!

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Very creative game. The visuals are awesome and play the game is so funny. Congrats! 

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Thank you for playing!!!

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I really didn't expect to get hooked on it, but I was. I recorded a let's play, but lost the audio, and I'm genuinely disappointed. Tropical storm really caught me off guard with the voice, but the grunt at the end was the cherry on the weird sundae. You guys really put some soul (and flesh) into this.

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We're really glad you liked it! It's a shame you lost the audio for your video, we would have totally watched it!

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I played this for my friends and they were absolutely thrilled

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That last can man, that was quite a surprise. Glad I decided to play this.

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We're really glad you enjoyed it!

Stay tuned as we're going to be releasing updates with more exciting gameplay in the next few weeks!

I'm encountering this bug where, after the can... spraying, it just spins in the air forever and nothing happens

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ok, nevermind, got it to work, sorry to bother.

great game, weirdly actually sexy???

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Yeah! We know about that bug and we're trying to fix it!

Thanks for playing, we're glad you enjoyed it!

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Blueberry Tart X Melon for life! <3

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They're so cute together!

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I played with one hand on the mouse, and the other hand on my forehead

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As was intended! ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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Absolute goldmine! Genial parody crafted into a well polished game

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Thank you so much!!!

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๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

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Feel The Fizz Inside You™ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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