A downloadable game for Windows

Features

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

  • Find the guns.
  • Fire the guns.
  • Oil the guns.
  • Protect the guns.
  • Love the guns.

Developer Credits


A Game BySean "Alex" Oxspring
Artemis Ronan
Robyn Lovett
Game Direction Sean "Alex" Oxspring
Lead Narrative Design Anna C. Webster
Narrative Design litchilovers
Ben Sabin
Additional Writing Sean "Alex" Oxspring
Artemis Ronan
Robyn Lovett
The Stupendium
Programming Artemis Ronan
Robyn Lovett
Additional Programming Jen Gibbard
Sean "Alex" Oxspring
Speshkitty
3D Art Artemis Ronan
2D Art Starling Ronan
Animation Artemis Ronan
Robyn Lovett
Aurora Freir
Audio Production Jen Gibbard
Music CompositionJameson Ride
JellyBear
Jen Gibbard

Voice Actors

  • LeBats
  • DJ Hansen
  • Monika Fae
  • Lisa Schaeffer
  • Anna C. Webster
  • The Stupendium
  • Artemis Ronan
  • Peter Alexander
  • Jamie Buchan
  • Nick Nocturne
  • Sean "Alex" Oxspring
  • Hiscursedness
  • Lucian V Ghost
  • KTLudodraconis
  • Evan Brando
  • BassedOlaf
  • Jen Gibbard

❗ WARNINGS: political satire, guns, conspiracy theories, sexual/flirty content, bdsm clowns, shapely cacti, toilet humour, violence, divorce, religious imagery ❗

Updated 3 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(4 total ratings)
AuthorsOxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles
GenreShooter, Visual Novel
Made withUnity, Blender, Adobe Photoshop
TagsComedy, Dating Sim, LGBTQIA, No AI, satire, Short, Singleplayer
Average sessionA few hours
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
LinksBluesky

Download

Download
Polyarmory for Windows 4 GB

Development log

Comments

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I love this game. Wish it was longer. I'm trying to find secrets, if there is any and I wish I could read the documents we can find in the garage. Some of them are quite hard to read

Oh... there's secrets...

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I found some >w<
Me and Kai are going crazy about it XD

Excellent! Enjoy the lore! :D

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Was fun to play through. Would recommend if you like running and gunning and flirting and oiling.

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Thank you for playing!

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I CANT PLAY THIS BUT IT LOOKS SO FUN AND INTERESTING WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How come you can't play it?

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My computer sucks so i cant play games like these! Thats why. :P

Aw that's a shame!

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We'll bang, okay?

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Most certainly a game! A game which features gameplay! And a sexy.. sexy... cactus.... God that cactus got me acting unwise...

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🌵 Xander sends his regards...

Im having some audio issues where I am unable to hear anything. I've even checked all my computer settings to make sure nothing was messed up

But this game is excellent so far!!

Are the options in-game set to be the correct volume?
Can you join our discord and post your specs for us so we can look into this - https://discord.gg/rzt8sEpv

Hi! Would it be possible for you guys to add resizing into the game menu? I can't seem to resize the game, even with a resizer piece of freeware.

Hi Merrilee! We'll look into this for the 1.1 release - for now the best option would be to use alt+enter to enter full screen mode for the game, that should automatically resize for your screen!

Thanks! but i'm actually looking for the opposite (I have a curved monitor and need to resize it to to 1920x1080 for OBS)

Ahhh damn. Okay! Sorry! We'll see what we can do about it in a future update!

Thank you so much!!

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Window resizing should now be available!