
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
A downloadable game for Windows
Features
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?
- Find the guns.
- Fire the guns.
- Oil the guns.
- Protect the guns.
- Love the guns.
Developer Credits
| A Game By | Sean "Alex" Oxspring
Artemis Ronan Robyn Lovett |
| Game Direction | Sean "Alex" Oxspring |
| Lead Narrative Design | Anna C. Webster |
| Narrative Design | litchilovers |
| Ben Sabin | |
| Additional Writing | Sean "Alex" Oxspring |
| Artemis Ronan | |
| Robyn Lovett | |
| The Stupendium | |
| Programming | Artemis Ronan |
| Robyn Lovett | |
| Additional Programming | Jen Gibbard |
| Sean "Alex" Oxspring | |
| Speshkitty | |
| 3D Art | Artemis Ronan |
| 2D Art | Starling Ronan |
| Animation | Artemis Ronan |
| Robyn Lovett | |
| Aurora Freir | |
| Audio Production | Jen Gibbard |
| Music Composition | Jameson Ride JellyBear Jen Gibbard |
Voice Actors
- LeBats
- DJ Hansen
- Monika Fae
- Lisa Schaeffer
- Anna C. Webster
- The Stupendium
- Artemis Ronan
- Peter Alexander
- Jamie Buchan
- Nick Nocturne
- Sean "Alex" Oxspring
- Hiscursedness
- Lucian V Ghost
- KTLudodraconis
- Evan Brando
- BassedOlaf
- Jen Gibbard
❗ WARNINGS: political satire, guns, conspiracy theories, sexual/flirty content, bdsm clowns, shapely cacti, toilet humour, violence, divorce, religious imagery ❗
| Updated | 3 days ago |
| Status | Released |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (4 total ratings) |
| Authors | OxyOxspring, artemis.ronan, Jenbles |
| Genre | Shooter, Visual Novel |
| Made with | Unity, Blender, Adobe Photoshop |
| Tags | Comedy, Dating Sim, LGBTQIA, No AI, satire, Short, Singleplayer |
| Average session | A few hours |
| Languages | English |
| Inputs | Keyboard, Mouse |
| Links | Bluesky |
Download
Download
Polyarmory for Windows 4 GB
Development log
- Wishlist NOW on Steam3 days ago
- Hotfix patch 1.0.446 days ago
- Polyarmory Patch 1.0371 days ago
- Hotfix patch 1.0.287 days ago
- Hotfix patch 1.0188 days ago








Comments
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I love this game. Wish it was longer. I'm trying to find secrets, if there is any and I wish I could read the documents we can find in the garage. Some of them are quite hard to read
Oh... there's secrets...
I found some >w<
Me and Kai are going crazy about it XD
Excellent! Enjoy the lore! :D
Was fun to play through. Would recommend if you like running and gunning and flirting and oiling.
Thank you for playing!
I CANT PLAY THIS BUT IT LOOKS SO FUN AND INTERESTING WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How come you can't play it?
My computer sucks so i cant play games like these! Thats why. :P
Aw that's a shame!
We'll bang, okay?
Most certainly a game! A game which features gameplay! And a sexy.. sexy... cactus.... God that cactus got me acting unwise...
🌵 Xander sends his regards...
Im having some audio issues where I am unable to hear anything. I've even checked all my computer settings to make sure nothing was messed up
But this game is excellent so far!!
Are the options in-game set to be the correct volume?
Can you join our discord and post your specs for us so we can look into this - https://discord.gg/rzt8sEpv
Hi! Would it be possible for you guys to add resizing into the game menu? I can't seem to resize the game, even with a resizer piece of freeware.
Hi Merrilee! We'll look into this for the 1.1 release - for now the best option would be to use alt+enter to enter full screen mode for the game, that should automatically resize for your screen!
Thanks! but i'm actually looking for the opposite (I have a curved monitor and need to resize it to to 1920x1080 for OBS)
Ahhh damn. Okay! Sorry! We'll see what we can do about it in a future update!
Thank you so much!!
Window resizing should now be available!