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This game is so unexpectedly fun! I love it so much! There's gotta be more!!!! Also I love all the background music and wish there was a way to listen to the soundtrack!!

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im playing this game becuse of the LOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE

Please make a story-mode.  Also some content for diabetics.

This is horrible, more please.

Working on it 😜

I don't know how I've found this but this cringe is perfect. It was a suprise that some N.N. participated the development. Why he is not in the list here? 

Neil was in the final Steam Release version, this page has been left to commemorate the original version!

Do you know exactly what music you used? Can't find that information anywhere. Except the album you released on spotify. 

All the music is listed in the games credits!

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 I look forward to the continuation of this game more than my FATHER with bread. (Oh yeah, Bread-flavored Sheez) So, what can I say, the game both amused and traumatized me, and I'm very happy about it, consider me crazy, but the plot in this game will light up the bible. I was very pleased that there are even Russian cans there, I just screamed when I read the name of the Mayonnaise. But even more I broke through with his speech, it was very cool and funny. Among other things, I would like to highlight the fact that in addition to humor in this game there are a lot of catchy things, one problem is that I can't name the reason why I was attracted to this game, but it's amazing  (it's quite possible that I just went cuckoo) If you are interested, then I have my favorite cans: These are eternal devortion (because why not) And Oyster casino (Because he insulted my mom so masterfully, he also managed to make a bet at the end!!! Plus he was voiced by The Stupendium, and his voice is worthy of respect) Speaking of The Stupendium, the song he made for this game is just a real masterpiece and has settled in my playlist forever, in fact, it was thanks to this song that I learned about the game, which I am very grateful for. If we talk about who I would recommend this game to, I would answer that to all people with a good sense of humor and not too impressionable (Yes, there is something to be impressed with, believe me) I put 1000/10 on the game, if my mom suddenly came into my room while I was playing this game, I would have to turn on hardcore p#rn because it's easier to explain. Thanks to the creators for a great game that brought me a lot of laughter and one trip to the psychiatrist, I'm waiting for the continuation of this crazy story!

(And yes, I went through this game with a can of my favorite drink, it was perfectly enough at the end. However, I'm afraid I caused psychological trauma to my can.)

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Thank you so much for playing!!

Waiting for the continuation of the story! Good luck in the development!

Does Only Cans run on MacOS?

It does not!

Does anyone know the password to the R&D report? I can't find any reference to it or the contents of the pdf anywhere

No clue. Trying to use a password decoder to brute force it since "ProjectS" and similar things haven't worked for the password. If you find out please lmk. Super curious what's in it as well

Hey! I have a small question, im here from steam and i just struggled with the levels because having steam open lags my computer a good amount (its a shitty computer) so i wanted to ask if there was any difference between this and the steam version?

Not really much difference at all! The game is pretty graphically intensive so it chugs on less powerful computers.

Thank you !

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